"Hello, my name is Kurt Cobain", the blond gentleman in flannel said with his pale blue eyes locked on you.
"I’m the lead singer in my band called ‘Nirvana’, you might have heard of us", he continued. "And you are…?".
"Names Applejack. And the only thing I’ve heard about yer blonde ass is that I’ve got a lotta money for putting you out for good. Say goodnight, motherfucker" said Applejack